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'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

'I don't know, Jane. I'm just not sure if we can make it here in the concrete jungle.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

ET Mishap

Sausages.

Butterflies

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.