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"Are they wet?"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Sand danger

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

(Camel paintings)

Butterflies

Sausages.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

ET Mishap

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Just a little seasoning...

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."