Wildlife Guide Pillows

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

'They say to get a more accurate reading of a bear's size is to look at his ears.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'Why yes, I would like to buy double glazing...'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

Bitchbark Canoe

City Zoo: Day Care

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Cat box"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Seagiraffes

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Faster, Georges, faster!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.