Wildlife Tours Pillows

"Get a good look at them but don't get too close. They are small but dangerous."

"I'm quite peckish, but be honest - would her bum look big in me?"

Bitchbark Canoe

City Zoo: Day Care

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Cat box"

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Swan Fairy Tales

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.