Wilderness Guide Pillows

Camping Training.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Sausages.

Desert Island BBQ

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Butterflies

ET Mishap

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."