Wilderness Guide Prints

'I'm here in the rainforest to show you how to fashion an ipod using only twigs and moss.'

Camping Training.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Desert Island BBQ

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

ET Mishap

Sausages.

Butterflies

Deer Season Open.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'