Wilderness Prints

National Park Map

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

At bootcamp the kids were introduced to the potential dangers of the great outdoors.

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

When accountants turn feral.

Inflatable tube men in the desert

"The world was becoming too crowded: the only way I could remain a lone wolf was to move out here..."

"On the plus side, this place is completely unspoilt."

'You the one who ordered a large Pizza with extra pepperoni?'

'It's The Wild, for you.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

Camp Wilderness.

'How long were you gone and when did you get back from that Wilderness Training?'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"When do bears go into hibernation?"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Edwardo's Lion Taming School beside ACME Bandage Co.

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Nobody likes a smore loser

"And then, as I turned, there he was again - the creepy guy with the camera!"

Desert Island BBQ

Desert Island Mishap

ACME Pets: Beaver

"What happens in the wilderness stays in the wilderness."

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Ironically, this is the living room."