Wildlife Chef Pillows

'Your dinner's in the oven.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Monkey-artist

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Touché"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Save the unicorn.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Climate Change

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"The Nominees"

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"He's not on the critical list, but he's on the Endangered Species list."

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'