Nature Chef Pillows

Outdoor life.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Sausages.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Aprons

Party time.

Ode to a Grill

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Holiday Supplies

Environment Friendly House.

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'