Nature-loving Cooks Pillows

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Aprons

Holiday Supplies

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"What about the five that fell through?"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Is it organic?'

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

Dog BBQ

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'You don't like it, do you?'

Sushi For Men...

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"