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"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

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'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

Licensed to grill.

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Well-done, alright?"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Is it organic?'

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

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"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

Barry's new George Foreman Grill warned him anytime the meat was being overcooked.

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

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Kid to grilling father: 'Daddy, Daddy - let her help! The it will be a Barbie Q!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)