Nature-inspired Foodie T-Shirts

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Holiday Supplies

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Tzatzikicicle

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Recycling bottle bank.

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Culture clash

'Is it organic?'

The Authentic Christmas.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."