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"I keep thinking about last night's salmon en croûte."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Holiday Supplies

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Civilized Salmon

Recycling bottle bank.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'Is it organic?'

The Authentic Christmas.

Sawdust.

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

Emeril Lagasse

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

World Meat Consumptiom

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"No dolphins where harmed in the preparation of this Tuna sandwich."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

'I'm sorry, but the free range chicken escaped.'

Endangered species fish restaurant

Shopping for Organic Food

Free Range Tofurkey.

"Let me guess: that carrot came from the community garden, not the supermarket..."

Small fish eaten by larger fish

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

'Here's our chef now with the 'catch of the day'.'

I want to buy green. I've got a checklist. Ok. Are they grown without pesticides? Yes. Trees. From local farms? Yes. And raised free-range? I believe that's your Christmas dinner.

'We'll have it for you right away - it's buried out in the yard somewhere.'

Guilty Conscience