Nature-inspired Foodie Prints

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Holiday Supplies

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Tzatzikicicle

Recycling bottle bank.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Culture clash

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'Is it organic?'

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

The Authentic Christmas.