Nature Chef Gifts

Outdoor life.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Sausages.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Party time.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Ode to a Grill

Aprons

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Environment Friendly House.

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'