Amateur Chef For Animals Pillows

Cat and dog shop for their favourite foods.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Too much cilantro

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Well-done, alright?"

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

Cat Cooking Bird.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Recipes.

Homemade dog biscuits.

'The casserole didn't make it.'

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"We need to put in more bones."

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

Recipes.

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.