Wilderness Wit Pillows

'Darling, does your Swiss army knife have a garlic press?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Snowprov

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Snowman of the Apes

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Desert Island Mishap

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Civilized Salmon

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Women of the Wilderness

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"