Wildlife Wits Pillows

'Wait 'til the last minute and jump to one side!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Civilized Salmon

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

'What are you doing?!'

Good duck, bad duck.

The fox and the hen shelter under the same tree in the rain

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

"It looks as though we might be in for another cold snap."

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

What a lovely night breeze!

'You're a rabbit, son, so I caution you againsr unrealistically high expectations.'

"So, how do we do this?"

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

"Does state game law require me to tag him?"

'Now, before I start, does everyone have their seat belt on?'

'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'

"You've been selling your acorns on ebay?"

White Naped Crane

Suddenly the laws of nature had changed. . . . Doreen had a Magnum!