Wild West Wine-o Gifts

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Nun Fight.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Artists of the wild west.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Cow duel.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."