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"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Nun Fight.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Artists of the wild west.

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cow duel.

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'