Wild West Fanfiction Writer Gifts

"Nobody said anything about frontier justice."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Meet the author"

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Cow duel.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Old West Bounty Hunter.