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"Nobody said anything about frontier justice."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Meet the author"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

High Riders of the Old West

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Old West Bounty Hunter.