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'Shoot! There goes dinner!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Artists of the wild west.

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.