Wiki Whiz Gifts

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Examinations.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Math Teacher

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

It's academic

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Music Quiz

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"No conifering, please."