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Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Nerd tryouts.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Examinations.

Math Teacher

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

It's academic

Music Quiz

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"No conifering, please."

"How was your test?"