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Big Bang Theory.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Nerd tryouts.

Gracie's baby toys.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Examinations.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Lucky Guess."

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"