Wiener Dog Wrangler Gifts

The Great Wiener Dog Trail Drive

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A child and his dog

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Fresh eggs!'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"He's a rescue."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Show Jumping Tantrums

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.

Heel! Toe!

"The company realizes how hard it is to get by on chicken feed so we're offering actual chickens as a bonus to all employees."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."