Wiener Dog Wrangler Gifts

The Great Wiener Dog Trail Drive

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

A child and his dog

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Fresh eggs!'

"He's a rescue."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

Wieners Sausages.

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.

Heel! Toe!

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'We've found it to be the most effective way to let people know what food goes best with our wine.'