Whizz Kid Gifts

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The first car accident.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Examinations.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Math Teacher

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

The Invention of the Wheel

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"He's a whiz kid."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Millipede motorist

Funky Facts - UK kids.

It's academic

First Speeding Fine.

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"