Whizz Kid Prints

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

The first car accident.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Examinations.

Math Teacher

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

The Invention of the Wheel

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"He's a whiz kid."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Johann Strauss

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

It's academic

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Millipede motorist

Music Quiz