White Elephant Gift Gifts

What Is This Crap?

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!'

Things we need to acknowledge

Christmas Chopin

The elephant in the room.

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'

Busking Elephant

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

I'm sorry I had no idea you tumbled off!

Boy blows an elephant bubble.

Distilled Elephant

'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

Nelly Copter

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

Naughty-ometer.

'It's embarrassing. I can't seem to remember anything . . . short-term or long-term!'

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

Circus elephant.