Critter Gifting Gifts

Mother's Day in the Bug World...

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Christmas Pets

Dog wearing a cone

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Owl Aging Support Groups

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

And this is your great, great, great, great, great Aunt Sally... Course, she's extinct now, rest her soul.

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

Gee, thanks

How Snails Are Born

'When humans say they love animals, they mean pets. They sure don't mean us!'

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

Be a friend.

Christmas postie!

"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."

"My master has trouble making a decision."

A.I. Newreader Malfunctions. . . or does it?

'I'm telling you: They all wear red and run after me on horse-back ..I'll bring them your way next time..'

"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"

'All I want for Christmas is a nice big roll of tape to wrap around my mouth.'

'Don't you think you're spoiling your dog,madam?

An imprisoned reflection

A Cat's Christmas

"Hey, I thought you two weren't getting serious!"

101 uses of a dead cat: hoopla