Christmas Critter Gifts

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Christmas Pets

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Christmas tree exchange

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

North Pole.

Holiday Overkill.

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

Christmas Chopin

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

Poinsettia

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"I won't be needing you this year."

The ghost of christmas regifting

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

Where Yule Logs Come From.

Santa's elevator

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

The Bi-Polar Express.

'Twas the night after Christmas.

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!