Festive Critter Enthusiast Gifts

'If we're reindeer, why are we always in the snow?'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Christmas Pets

Yo ho ho!

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

Cat on guitar

"You're amazing!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

Polar Bear Holiday Song

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Poinsettia

December Fest

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

Christmas fairy.

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

Shelf on an Elf

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...