Festive Critter Enthusiast Pillows

'If we're reindeer, why are we always in the snow?'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Christmas Pets

Yo ho ho!

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Cat on guitar

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"You're amazing!"

Poinsettia

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Polar Bear Holiday Song

December Fest

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Christmas fairy.

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."