White Elephant Gift Pillows

What Is This Crap?

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!'

Things we need to acknowledge

Christmas Chopin

The elephant in the room.

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Busking Elephant

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

Distilled Elephant

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

I'm sorry I had no idea you tumbled off!

Boy blows an elephant bubble.

'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

'It's embarrassing. I can't seem to remember anything . . . short-term or long-term!'

Nelly Copter

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

Circus elephant.

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'