Elephants Gifts

"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."

'Actually, that means English as a second language...the elephant singles bar is across the street!'

'Give him this laxative and run like hell.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

Circus elephant.

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'

Elephant & Sheik

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

'I tied the string around my trunk to remind me to take ginko biloba for my memory.'

Old elephants.

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

"Have you not heard the one about the elephant diarrhea? It's all over town."

Elephant and women

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Elephants

I'm sorry I had no idea you tumbled off!

'Look on the bright side, we're surrounded by water: We're safe from cats...'

Busking Elephant

Boy blows an elephant bubble.

Not Trump

"Right gentlemen, I think it's high time we undressed the element in the room."

"How about the circus, Ruby? Does the circus take your mind off Bingo?!"

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"I grew it over Lockdown."

Elephant and Aliens on a Desert Island

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

Nelly Copter

"Just because you've read that elephants can hear better with one foot off the ground. . . "

"There you are-I KNEW I'd find you in here!"

Why Elephants Go Crazy

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

Distilled Elephant