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"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Portfolio, 2011

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Whiskey wars

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

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