Whiskey Wizards Pillows

Distilleries Association

The Vineyard

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Portfolio, 2011

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Whiskey wars

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

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"My husband makes this wine."