Whiskey Wit Pillows

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Snowprov

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Trump Poutine

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Snowman of the Apes

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Whiskey wars

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Knitted Kitty.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"Is that neat whisky?"

Gentleman's Club Scene

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"