Whimsical Will Writer Gifts

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'My cat died this morning. This is a legal nightmare. There are nine wills.' color

The Art Student.

The Artist

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Scuba cow"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Selfie Stick

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Fishing for Birds

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"