Whimsical Will Writer Mugs

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'My cat died this morning. This is a legal nightmare. There are nine wills.' color

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Scuba cow"

Selfie Stick

"Yes, one is a dog."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Fishing for Birds

Mantis Love

A man rakes a tree

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"