Whimsical Vacay Vibes Pillows

Alcoholidays.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

French wine

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Lei-ing Hens

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Sunblock

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"I'm beached body ready."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Whale smiling at camera.

"It's another text from that clown in a Speedo. He says 'Help! My phone's almost dead! Throw me a landline!'"

Grizzy Selfie

Balloon Head Businessman.

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Walk-in Bath tub Tropical Fantasy

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Hey! Put me down. I'm not a cell phone.'