Whimsical Shooter Gifts

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

"Home depot."

Spring Training

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Newt sale

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Witch's Brew.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Shop for cats

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'It's her signature dish.'

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

Commie Chef.

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

Magic Mushrooms

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

'It's from Goldilocks's lawyer. Apparently, she's suing us because she burnt her mouth on the hot porridge.'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

Cr�che Seige

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'