Whimsical Office Guru Gifts

A bunch of snails are in an office slacking off on their work . A co worker snail says:' Just a heads up. . .Jenkins is heading this way with a salt shaker!'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

'I'm done my paper work. Need help with yours?'

"It's face painting Friday."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Working from home.

Play Ball!

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'The printer repair guy.'

We are on the move. . .

"Congratulations Dave, after a through vetting process, we've selected you for the promotion."

'Take a letter Miss Davis.'

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

'You had a lunch date, but I cancelled it because it was your turn to pay.'

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

Trays read: In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

You don't have to be crazy to work here. WE CAN TRAIN YOU.