Office Guru Gifts

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

'I'm done my paper work. Need help with yours?'

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

'I personally don't need such a huge office. My insufferable ego does.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

The MBA Draft

Here and There Trays

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Lemonade Inc.

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Motivation to work

"Uh-Oh..."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.