Whimsical House Hunter Pillows

'It's not often they come on to the market.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Mouse real estate!

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Emigrating to France.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Home Foreclosed Home.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Realty. Remember

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

'This is close enough.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."