Whimsical Heart Pillows

Sleeping princess catches a fly.

Spud dating.

Did you miss me?

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Spring Training

Get crazy once in a while

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

Fly fishing.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Beware of balloon dog.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Jack in the Box

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

Things we need to acknowledge

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.