Whimsical Charm Pillows

Jack in the Box

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Mantis Love

"This will be a tricky operation."

Phoenix

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Ink Eraser

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Domestic Animals.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Now that's art!"

Garden genomes.

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

Thank you for not urinating.

Christmas fairy.

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

A Yo-yo is in reality a flying saucer.

Good Luck

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

Boy blows an elephant bubble.

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"It's not you....it's me...parrot...he doesn't approve..."

"Dude. I had the 'craziest' dream last night. And you were in it."

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet