Whimsical Advisor Gifts

"I'm sorry my Boy, but you're just not built for a career in Law"

"Home depot."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Right here's fine."

Newt sale

Trojan Hurdler.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Cat and fishing instruction

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Teddy Bear

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

The Nihilist Deli.

'Oh, and one more thing

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

The ambush.

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

Cat chess

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."