Whimsical Advisor Mugs

"I'm sorry my Boy, but you're just not built for a career in Law"

"Home depot."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Right here's fine."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Newt sale

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Trojan Hurdler.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Cat and fishing instruction

Teddy Bear

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

'Oh, and one more thing

The Nihilist Deli.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

The ambush.

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

Bungee sodbustin'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'